Modern-day Robin granting wishes online
Gin on the rocks granting me a bad time
Junipers jumping out my pituitary gland
Off to Jupiter, the stupider spaceman
Bracing for the fall
Not knowing where I would land
Praying for a parachute, a paranoid man
Begging for compassion but not in this wasteland
It is what it is, this is who I am
I need a spaceship, a facelift
Holey Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time
Walk a mile in my shoes but I don't do shoeys
I'm too fucking old to be ever called a newbie
Been there, done that, slept in a bin
Had a fight, got punch drunk
Took it on the chin
Pass me the empties and pour mе a pint
My memories don't know last night
Blackhole, wormholе, all of that shit
You could come to Jupiter, my rocket is my dick
Take the edge off
Take a bit
Take a little bit of it off
Take the edge off
Take the edge off
Take a bit
Take a little bit of it off
Do it, do it, do it
Take the edge off
Excuse me, have you got any Cordi Elba?
A pint of Cordi Elba?
I need a spaceship, a facelift
Holey Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time
I need a spaceship, a facelift
Holey Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time
I don't give a fuck about my liver on a Monday
I just need to walk it off like I was a runway
, Give a toss, make mine a double
Spaceship, spaceman, my head is in a bubble
I don't recognize this place
I woke up on a Tuesday
Looking like a doomsday
Give a fuck what you say
Give a toss, make mine a triple
Spaceship, spaceman, my head is on a swivel
Lift off
Lifting off
Take off
Taking off
Take the edge of
Take a bit
Take a little bit of it off
Take the edge off
Take the edge off
Take a bit
Take a little bit of it off
Do it, do it, do it
Take the edge off
I need a spaceship, a facelift
Holey Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time
I need a spaceship, a facelift
Holey Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time
