Okay, it's time that I drop the act
I got it bad for you, baby, is that so bad?
I don't know how to tell you
That one night in college
We almost went home with
Each other, I kinda wish we had
But we've been dancing around it
We could tell each other that it's dumb to try
Or you've been busy with your job and got no time
But I think love is stupid
And I'm not looking for something exclusive, oh, we
Laugh at everybody in relationships
Your dad would probably think that I'm a piece of shit
But I think we should do this
No excuses, 'cause we know excuses only get in the way
Of what I feel for you
Of what I feel for you
Of what I feel for you, oh
I know we said we should be just friends
Promised we would get married if we
Turned 40 and we're still single then
Yeah, I know that it's scary
To talk about commitment, we're classic millennials, but
I think I love you, think you know, I think you're beautiful
Oh, oh, oh, oh
We could tell each other that it's dumb to try
Or you've been busy with your job and got no time
But I think love is stupid
And I'm not looking for something exclusive, oh, we
Laugh at everybody in relationships
Your dad would probably think that I'm a piece of shit
But I think we should do this
No excuses, 'cause we know excuses only get in the way
Of what I feel for you
Of what I feel for you
Of what I feel for you, oh
Every time you're in my presence
I send a flirty "You up?" message, oh
Why do we keep second-guessing?
I think I love you, there I said it
We could tell each other that it's dumb to try
Or you've been busy with your job and got no time
But I think love is stupid
And I'm not looking for something exclusive, oh, we
Laugh at everybody in relationships
Your dad would probably think that I'm a piece of shit
But I think we should do this
No excuses, 'cause we know excuses only get in the way
Of what I feel for you
Of what I feel for you
Of what I feel for you, oh