Jack White - Archbishop Harold Holmes

Dear Friend
If you wanna feel better
Don't let the devil make you toss this letter
If you've been crossed up by hoodoo voodoo
A wizard or the lizard

If you've got family trouble
Man trouble
Woman trouble
No light through the tunnel
If you're lookin' for a true friend
Or a true lover
Or if you've been livin' undercover

Well, I'm comin' to your town
I'll break it all down
And help you with all of this
I'm lookin' to help you find bliss
One day, one way, can't miss

I'm here to tear all the walls down
Doesn't matter if it's a large town or a small town
Just like Joshua and the fabled walls of Jericho
I'm here to tear down the institution

God spoke to me. Said "Listen to Me
I anoint you with the power that'll get 'em all movin'."

You're agitated, you're prayed and meditated
You're concentrated on gettin' elevated
By sundown Monday
You who come will be blessed with a big money blessing
You will be doubted by all the unbelievers
And all the friends I'm addressing

But you must tell seven friends
You must first bring seven friends
And don't be selfish and keep this all to yourself
And don't eat shellfish

Hate is trying to take someone else's love for yourself
But I'm here to tell you that love is trying to help someone else

I realize that you have tried and tried
And are just about ready to give up
But I got good news for you
God has spoken to my mind and told me to
Tell you to get moving in the right direction for a change
I'm gonna put you in the fast lane

You need to see me right away so I can fix this
You need to see me right away
You need to see me right away so I can fix this
You need to see me right about now

God of seven
Open up the windows of heaven
And pour out a rich and mighty blessing
Not on his town or her town, but your town
Are you ready for the message?

I have a special financial blessing that
Once I have placed in your hand
I want you to begin using this blessing
On the very first day that you can

And if you are suffering a strange sickness
Or someone is blocking up all of your success

You need to see me right away so I can fix this

Signed sincerely
Yours in faith, love, and peace
Your friend, Archbishop Harold Holmes